Crappy morning

What a freakin' morning. A full glass of apple juice spilled on my coffee table and computer. Then my 4 year old sneezes a snotrocket all over his clothes. And not 10 minutes later my 9 month old dumps an entire bowl of warm oatmeal into my lap. And all before 9am. Have you ever sat in tears with oatmeal in your lap? Well, now I have. Not what it's cracked up to be.....